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Welcome to Chatter on Children - where we talk about everything and anything under the sun that has got to do with... Yes you guess it! K-I-D-S! You are more than welcome to drop a message or two. And don't forget to bring a friend who may be interested on our posts.

Chatter On Children - September 2006

In our beautiful state of New South Wales the entire schooling population is taking a two week hiatus from arithmetic, Shakespeare and catch and kiss. School holidays are here again and along with them, greying mum’s who are counting down the days until school resumes.

I love having Jack at home during the holidays but I find that I need to have a number of activities organized to keep myself sane and the little tucker exhausted, I mean happy.

So, here are some of the things that we plan on doing this school holidays:

1) Head to Greater Union and catch ‘The Wild’ – what child wouldn’t love a movie about a lion?
2) Grow a pizza garden – as seen on Inner West Life. Dirt, water and a spade equates to a very happy child
3) Pack a picnic and spend a day at the beach, weather permitting. Surf, sand and sun is just so much fun! Oh, except when it all ends up on the car floor along with a hundred ‘rescued’ sea shells.
4) Have a water fight while cleaning the car (see point 3).
5) Put a tent up in the backyard and have a sleep out. We’ll really be roughing it with a back door key and a blow up mattress.
6) Make some Viennese Shortbread Stars – as seen on Receipe.org

Naturally, once Jack has fallen into a deep, exercise induced sleep I will partake in a little relaxation technique that I’ve acquired a taste for over the years.

A glass of red, some blues music, my laptop and a great story idea.
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Out of the Mouths of Babes

September 29th 2006 06:46
These come from an e-mail I received yesterday. Absolutely hilarious and I would be so embarrassed if it happened to me!

While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons.
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How Do You Teach a Child to Ride a Bike?

September 28th 2006 09:56
Jack’s sixth birthday is fast approaching and I’ve decided to buy him a bike, with a helmet of course.

When he was younger he had a little bike with training wheels but he never got the hang of it and soon outgrew it


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Funky Baby Clothes

September 27th 2006 12:08
When there’s a new baby on the scene people tend to get a little touchy-feely. It’s bad enough when you’re pregnant and everyone wants to rub your growing bump as if they expect a genie to pop out – but once you have the baby, then all the fun begins. Suddenly you find yourself fighting off swarms of doting old ladies and young, clucky women wanting kisses and cuddles from your new bundle of joy.

Everyone loves a baby (well, almost everyone anyway). There’s something about that talcum powder smell, the softness of their skin and their happy gurgles that make adults just want to lavish affection on them


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Big Day Out

September 26th 2006 12:00
Occasionally I get the urge to do something other than housework. Don’t get me wrong, I love housework - picking up my son’s smelly socks and finding week old sandwich crusts in his school bag is a secret joy of mine, but occasionally (probably 50 times a week) I feel the need, the desire to remove myself from the role of domestic engineer and step outside my safe little realm.

I had such an urge on Sunday. It woke me up at 4.00 in the morning, the prospect of my idea exciting me and yet at the same time, making my heart skip with fear. I’d never attempted anything like this before. Would I be able to do it without spiraling into a panic attack? I could, couldn’t I? After all, I’m a mum and mums are indestructible, right


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Have I Told You Lately That I Love You?

September 21st 2006 09:01
Ok, so this 'short thought' isn't exactly Chatter on Children however, I justify it by saying that for all women who want to have a child, they have to meet a man first (unless you're into other forms of contraception). Actually, it's been sitting on my writing disk for a while and figure I should post it somewhere so I can delete it. There's a previous post I've done today on kids toys for those who are only here for the kiddies.


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Christmas Toys for Little Girls and Boys

September 21st 2006 06:22
I hate the build-up to Christmas. Ever noticed the number of car park wars that start happening around this time of year? I envisage these people rushing to get car parks out of fear that the latest Wiggles product will be sold out before they get to the cashier. Let’s not forget about those people who sit in the lane with a blinker on just waiting for someone to come out of the shop doors and to hell with the people behind them!

Then there’s the ‘lappers’ – these are the drivers that keep circling around and around the car park until the ideal park becomes available. Usually that’s the park closest to the entrance way so that they haven’t got far to push their massive load. The creaking trolley, which has an obvious wheel alignment problem, is usually filled with bargain buys from Big W and a couple of screaming, red faced children. Mum (or Dad) can usually be heard threatening an absence of presents from Santa if the little mites don’t shush it


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Asperger's Child - The Day Jack Flapped

September 19th 2006 10:16
I knew there was something different about my child when he started flapping at me. Up until then I’d put his little quirks down to his developing personality and individuality. Looking back I was probably in denial, not wanting to acknowledge that my child was less than perfect. However, when his Kindergarten teacher started expressing her concerns about his development I realized I could no longer continue to hide behind a wall of ignorance.

While I waited for a diagnosis I had to write down everything I could remember about my son’s birth and toddler years. Sifting through photo’s and baby albums I covered five years of precious and irreplaceable memories, squeezing them onto an A4 piece of paper. The first time he smiled, the first tooth, the first step. They were all memories that every parent relives with a fond smile and quiet tear at how quickly time passes


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Building Brainy Babies

September 15th 2006 01:53
Everyone wants their child to be good at something, no matter how inconsequential it may seem to others. I want my son to grow up to be a good sport and understand that it’s not always winning that matters, it’s the journey along the way that helps to define us.

Other parents want their children to have an appreciation of fine music. Some wish their child to be as avid a reader as what they are


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How to Choose a Child Care Centre

September 14th 2006 09:30
One of the biggest decisions a parent can make is choosing the right child care centre for their child. I faced that dilemma when I decided to return to work and without any previous exposure to child care, found myself a bit daunted and unsure what to look for.

It’s a massive decision and one that can be quite overwhelming. As it is, you are probably experiencing mixed feelings about placing your child into care. You’ve probably spent years on a waiting list and jump at any offer that comes your way. But how do you know which centre is right for you


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Too Loud Lily

September 13th 2006 06:36
Block your ears and squeeze your eyes tightly shut – Too Loud Lily by Sofie Laguna is a kids book filled with loud voices and bright, flamboyant illustrations painted by Kerry Argent.

Every night we read a book in our house. It’s usually one picked from the hundreds that are tightly packed into the oak bookcase. If not from the bookcase then from one of the (not) neatly stacked piles in the corners of the lounge room


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Living With an Asperger's Child

September 12th 2006 03:30
Three months ago, my five year old son was diagnosed with Asperger’s Syndrome. When the clinical psychologist gave me the news, I think he expected me to break down and cry, but I didn’t. Not because of any false show of strength but because I wasn’t upset. The strongest emotion I felt was relief. Relief that my son didn’t act the way he did because I was a bad parent and relief that I could finally try and understand the world my son lives in.

Jack was a beautifully placid baby. He slept through the night almost from birth and rarely cried. He loved playing in the water and bath time was definitely a favourite. To me he seemed like the most perfect baby in the world


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How to Make Squishy Squashy Play Dough

September 11th 2006 12:45
It’s raining outside, the kids are on holidays and complaining that they’ve got nothing to do.

‘Mum, I’m bored’. Little Johnny states, his bottom lip jutting out just so


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Your Child and Your Partner

September 10th 2006 02:05
Its difficult juggling a relationship with the many commitments we modern day people have. Pitch a child into the mix and things get slightly more complicated.

Children, depending on their ages, will react differently to their mummy or daddy having a new partner. As a parent, you can control the situation by how you introduce your child to the new partner and the ground rules you put in place


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Child Abuse - Would You Report It?

September 7th 2006 10:55
Young Mya is 14 months old. She’s a pretty little thing, with blonde wispy hair that curls around her face and beautiful, sparkling blue eyes. Like most babies she can be mischievous, she can cry and she can get sick. She’s not long learned to walk and still has the odd tumble resulting in a scrape here or there. When this happens, she looks to the adults around her for comfort, as any child would. If you manage to comfort her, through her drying tears she’ll reward you with a four tooth grin.

Could you imagine anyone trying to hurt her?
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Kids in the Kitchen - Fairy Bread

September 5th 2006 09:30
Soft, fluffy white bread smeared with margarine and topped with a kaleidoscope of 100’s and 1000’s – Fairy Bread is a common adornment on any kids’ party table. It has been around for generations and apparently originated from England where they would sprinkle sugar over their buttered bread.

A birthday party just doesn’t seem complete without a piled high plateful of fairy bread yet these days, there seems to be more parents opting for the ‘take-out’ birthday party. So, why not indulge yourself and the children now? Fairy bread is so quick and easy to make (not to mention cheap) and is extremely popular amongst children of all ages. You don’t need to wait till a party to whip up some fairy bread though, head to the kitchen and with your kids’ help, indulge in some buttery, crunchy, sweet bread


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HELP! There's a Monster in my Bed!

September 4th 2006 10:15
Rising from a deep sleep to a child’s distressed cries is frightening – but probably not as frightening as the nightmare the child just had.

It’s quite common for children as young as two to experience nightmares. As adults we often wake up after a nightmare with a rapid heartbeat, clamminess and an uneasy feeling. For children, who don’t understand that what they experienced was a figment of their imagination, the terror is real and paralyzing


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